Be sure watch Cro-Mag Cruiser race against Trip Finkley on Spike's Breezeway Cocktail Hour! Animations by Tank Standing Buffalo! Learn how to make a new cocktail and see who wins the race! All at the same time! Good times!
Ladies & Gentlemen, Tiki Farm is pleased to announce the official world premiere of their newest addition to their beloved Liquid Lowbrow line of “Gassers & Cruisers”, a done-up super-Finky style for y’all by our ol’ pal Derek Yaniger!
Straight out of the Stone Age... “CRO-MAG CRUISER”!! Yes indeed, well before the first-ever Tiki Bar and well before a helluva lotta anything in between, lead-footed fellers like Cro-Mag ruled the planet and wreaked havoc in their paths!
He’s killin’ a couple of birds here folks, chompin’ down on a big ol’ “Progura Gallinacea” (pre-historic Turkey... those suckers stood over 4’ in height) leg, while makin’ some good time in getting to his nearby local watering cave in his Dino-powered Coupe!
Finished off in multiple matte tones in the classic-Yaniger retro-palette, Cro-Mag finishes off at 6 3/8” in height and holds 16 oz of... fermented, funkadelic, fungi-infused Firewater! The Cro-Magnon equivalent to the modern, classic Mai Tai!
Cheers!
Be sure watch Cro-Mag Cruiser race against Trip Finkley on Spike's Breezeway Cocktail Hour! Animations by Tank Standing Buffalo! Learn how to make a new cocktail and see who wins the race! All at the same time! Good times!
Artist: Derek Yaniger
Original release year: 2024
Capacity: 16 oz.
Material: Ceramic stoneware
Height: 6 3/8 inches
